Summer is winding down and that means it’s almost time for me to return to the Metropolis of Extremely Rude Individuals.
…Yay.
This also means lots of petty, annoying things must be done before journeying back to that Aversion to Kindness, like laundry and making lists, and, joy of joys, packing. No, I shouldn’t say that. Making lists isn’t that bad, because it’s productive without making me feel like I’ve done any real work or been productive. So, in that regard, making lists rocks. Laundry and packing, however, continue to plague my existence.
(Incidentally, if anyone happens to know where I can get one of those magical trunks Harry Potter has I would be forever grateful. Thanks.)
A procrastinator by nature, I of course want to hold off that pain as long as humanly possible, and, really, can you blame me? As it stands, I only have so long before I must face the cold, hard, bitter truth that eventually – EVENTUALLY – I will have to do laundry, and pack, and other un-fun things.
So, today, fresh out of ideas on how to best avoid doing work, I turn to my dear boyfriend for suggestions. And what do you think he suggested? Work! Work of all things! He suggested I start doing laundry and packing rather than holding off ’til last minute. The audacity!
Now, this logic just eludes me. I’m trying to avoid work, so logically, the last thing I would want to do is work. Yet, here I am listening to Steven tell me I should do work.
Hopefully I’m not the only one who sees something wrong with this.
However, in spite of all of this, Steven is very good at persuasion and making a bad idea seem like a rather good one. So, my tune quickly changed and instead of muttering “Ugh. There is absolutely no way I am touching anything until I absolutely must!” I was frantically chanting “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I only have a WEEK AND A HALF left! What was I thinking waiting this long?”
So, I started doing laundry and I started making lists.
It’s always been said that a sure fire way to tell if someone is a good match for you is whether you become a better person when you’re with them.
If today has elucidated anything at all, it’s that Steven is a bad influence on my procrastination, and he better stop using his voodoo witchcraft on me posthaste or else our relationship’s future lies in mighty murky waters. Hmmph.