L: Can we get a kitty or a puppy one day?
S: Sure.
L: I’ll even let you name it. Just don’t take advantage of that privilege.
S: Shitty the Shih Tzu!
L: I do not say that word, and we’re not getting a shih tzu!
S: Hehe.
L: I was thinking more along the lines of Mortimer or Gulliver or Hadley or something.
S: Oh, so what you meant by “I’ll let you name it” was “I’ll let you pick from the pre-selected names I have approved.”
L: Yeah, was that not clear?
Lindsay