I’ve only got two pictures for you this week, sorry.  You should tell my sister to send me more.  While you’re at it, tell her to give me a hint as to what my SUPER nice, BIG surprise is.  I figure if I get the internet on my side, she’ll crack sooner.

Proof my niece is related to me: The Cheeks.

Everyone thinks it’s cute now, but they will be itching to give those cheeks their own zip code when you get your wisdom teeth taken out, little one.  If you don’t believe me, ask your mother.

“E’scuse me, Miss, but do you have this vest in a smaller size?”